EpicHub.com Office Humor

A new employee stood before an intricate looking office machine with a confused look on his face. “Need some help?” a secretary asked. “Yes,” he replied. “How does this thing work?” “Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. Still looking confused, and watching chunks of paper being spewed out, he said “Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”

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EpicHub.com Business Humor #2

New Business:

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

 

Catching Up:

Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, “So, you’ve got your own company, huh? How lucky!” The other replied, “Just a small one, nothing to be proud of.”

Disbelieving, the first queried, “Small? How many people work in your company?”

The other sadly answered, “About half of them.”


EpicHub.com Business Humor

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read MAIN ENTRANCE .

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EpicHub.com Announces Business Focus

EpicHub.com Announces Business Focus.


EpicHub.com Announces Business Focus

EpicHub.com is pleased to announce a new Pinterest website that shares Epic’s business focus! We still have major secrets hidden, but this display shares much of what we plan to do — just not HOW we plan to do it! Check it out now at http://pinterest.com/epichub/